An elderly couple sits down at the breakfast table on the morning of their sixtieth wedding anniversary.
“Just imagine,” the wife sighs; “Sixty years ago we were newleyweds, eating our breakfast at this very same table.”
“Yes, but we were probably naked,” the husband agrees.
The wife giggles and blushes and asks, “Do you think we should?”
After much more giggling and blushing, they sit back down at the table, naked as can be. “Baby,” the wife purrs, “my nipples are just as hot for you as they ever were!”
“They should be,” her husband sighs. “You’ve got one in your oatmeal and one in your coffee.”