Cover Reveal: My Mirror Lies to Me

I am so excited to be able to announce that my newest book, My Mirror Lies to Me, is on schedule to be released on Friday, September 29. Just to get everyone out there as excited as I am, I want to share the cover with all of you.

White frame on the wall

Isn’t that great? Special thanks to my friend and fellow author Margaret Brazear for creating this fun cover.

This book is the next logical step for me after Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass and Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal. Like those books, it is a collection of humorous essays on life as a middle-aged, overweight, slightly delusional single mother, just trying to keep the focus on the funny side of life.

This time around, there’s a bit more swearing and a lot more exasperation. Maybe even a touch of anger here and there. The Amoeba Squad makes an appearance again, along with The Big Guy, The Princess, The Dark Prince, and Little Man, all of whom have resigned themselves to the fact that I am going to continue mentioning them in my books.

I had an absolute blast writing this one, and I can only hope you all have just as much fun reading it. It’s currently in the hands of an editor and a couple of beta readers, but there just may be a sneak peek or two ready to show off here at some point in the next two weeks before the book is released.

In the meantime, thanks again to everyone for all of the support and encouragement that keep me writing.


Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal: Cover Art

A few weeks ago, I mentioned a couple of new projects I’ve been working on, and I told you all about my upcoming book, Fat, Fifty and Menopausal.  I’m not quite ready to share any of the inside of the book yet, but I just couldn’t wait to share the cover so far.

For starters, I have to say that Martha Schwartz is a fabulous artist whose work always makes me smile. I met her through a fan group of The Three Investigators books after a couple of mutual friends urged me to check out her work. (See? Everything in life comes full circle. Everything.)  She works with sculptures, caricatures,  and comic books, and so much more, with a distinctive style that that makes her work instantly recognizable.

I am honored beyond words that she agreed to create the original artwork for my cover. Here are some of her initial sketches:

She asked what sort of things I talk about in the book. Of course, I had to ask her to add the “mom finger” after it was brought to my attention by certain co-workers that I have a tendency to shake my finger in everyone’s face when I talk.

She added colors and gradually filled in a few more details, and this is where we stand right now:


Gorgeous, ain’t it?

I especially like the fact that Martha’s art makes me look much prettier than I am in real life. I was prepared for her to make me look, well, fat, fifty and menopausal, but she made me look so much better than that.  I can’t wait to see the finished results.

I’m looking at late March/early April for the publication date of Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal, although that date may change.  It’s close to being done now; I’ve had an absolute blast with this one, and I almost hate to write “the end.” In a way, I feel as though this book is the one I’ve been waiting my entire life to write.

Over the next few weeks I’ll share a couple of excerpts here, and I hope to give a few of you something to laugh about (and possibly relate to). I’m also working on two other books right now because I can’t seem to turn off my imagination — or my characters! I’ve got Maisy and Connor to deal with, and Ben and Jacqueline, and I’m trying to finish up some research into Michigan’s wine industry for the setting of my Love & Destiny series.

And in the middle of all of this, my daughter has decided to play matchmaker and try to fix me up with someone for a real date. Because I have nothing else on my plate, and dating has always turned out so well for me in the past.

Poor man. He has no idea what he’s in for.

In the meantime, please take a moment to check out Martha’s website and her gofundme page to help her attend the MegaCon in Orlando in May. She’s hoping to debut her new Seed Seekers comic book there, and I’d love to help her get there.